Divine Christmas Tree [Daveatt]

16 часов назад

🎄 Divine Christmas Tree - Because Even Your Charts Deserve Holiday FOMO! 🎅

Ever felt like your trading charts were missing that special holiday spirit? Tired of staring at boring candlesticks while everyone else is decorating their houses? Well, hold onto your eggnog because this indicator is about to turn your TradingView into a festive party! 🎉

Introducing the Divine Christmas Tree - the only technical indicator that makes your losses look festive! This isn't your grandmother's Christmas tree... it's a high-tech, market-aware celebration that would make Wall Street jealous.

🌟 What's Inside This Gift Box:
- A tree that changes color based on price action (because even Christmas trees need to respect the 200 SMA!)
- Ornaments that dance around like your portfolio after a Fed announcement
- A Santa who's definitely not checking if your trades were naughty or nice
- Presents under the tree (sorry, they don't contain trading tips)
- Random ornament placement that's more unpredictable than crypto prices

The best part? The ornaments refresh constantly, giving you something fun to watch while you're waiting for that breakout that'll never come! 😅

WARNING: This indicator may cause:
- Uncontrollable holiday cheer
- Sudden urges to buy Santa Coin
- Confusion among serious traders
- Desperate attempts to explain to your spouse why you're watching a Christmas tree on your trading screen

Perfect for:
- Traders who need emotional support during December
- Anyone who wants to pretend they're working while actually watching Christmas decorations
- People who believe Santa Claus is the ultimate swing trader

Remember: Just because your portfolio is in red doesn't mean your Christmas tree has to be! 🎄

Not financial advice, but definitely festive advice! 🎅