This is the MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!
Presented by Bulls, Bears, Whales, & Leverage.
Our three judges scoring this contest are.. Elon Musk, Michael Saylor, & Satoshi Nakamoto.
And NOW, Ladies and Gentlemen of TV, this is the moment you and the degenerates around the world have been waiting for!
LIVE from my wife's boyfriend's basement, IT'S TIME!
INTODUCING first, fighting our of the white corner, weighing in at a current weight of $45,600, the 50 DAY MA!
INTRODUCING the CHAMPION, fighting out of the pink corner, weighing in at a current weight of $42,120, the 200 DAY MA!
Presented by Bulls, Bears, Whales, & Leverage.
Our three judges scoring this contest are.. Elon Musk, Michael Saylor, & Satoshi Nakamoto.
And NOW, Ladies and Gentlemen of TV, this is the moment you and the degenerates around the world have been waiting for!
LIVE from my wife's boyfriend's basement, IT'S TIME!
INTODUCING first, fighting our of the white corner, weighing in at a current weight of $45,600, the 50 DAY MA!
INTRODUCING the CHAMPION, fighting out of the pink corner, weighing in at a current weight of $42,120, the 200 DAY MA!